Top 5 signs the long weekend is almost here ……
5 people working an extra 14 hours for one more measly day off.
4 folks getting anywhere near a liquor store to see if the line up has started yet
3 Tisdale Fire dpt getting ready for 8 to 14 grass fires over the long weekend
2 trying to get the smell out of the old damp camping gear from 7 months ago.
5 people working an extra 14 hours for one more measly day off.
4 folks getting anywhere near a liquor store to see if the line up has started yet
3 Tisdale Fire dpt getting ready for 8 to 14 grass fires over the long weekend
2 trying to get the smell out of the old damp camping gear from 7 months ago.
And the Number One sign the long weekend is here ….. people concerned about interest rates because they have to get a loan to pay for the gas they’ll need this weekend.
Iron Man is everywhere ….. Top 7 problems being Iron man …. With an iron suit.
7 Everybody's always asking you to crack walnuts for them.
6 Guys down at the junkyard always using the giant electromagnet to mess with you.
5 ‘Carbon Nanotube Man’ always teasing you about how his suit is lighter.
4 Tongue sticks to the inside of helmet in the Winter.
3 Clanking makes it hard to sneak up on the bad guys.
2 Keeps setting off that security thingy when you exit Shoppers
And the Number One problem with having an iron suit ... rump rust…
History today ....
Gene Pingle of Myrtle Creek, Oregon, set a world onion peeling record on this day in 1977. Gene peeled 50 pounds of onions in 31 minutes. He was so happy he cried for two hours.
The Swinging Washing Machine was patented on this day in 1888. a large swing operated the machine. Thus, children could swing and wash clothes at the same time. More often than not, however, one child would swing while the other child fell into the machine. Hey, it was good clean fun.
Joe DiMaggio began a record 56-game hitting streak on this date in 1941. Ball players are so superstitious, I wonder if he used the same bat for 56 days? The same uniform? The same plug of tobacco?
The Swinging Washing Machine was patented on this day in 1888. a large swing operated the machine. Thus, children could swing and wash clothes at the same time. More often than not, however, one child would swing while the other child fell into the machine. Hey, it was good clean fun.
Joe DiMaggio began a record 56-game hitting streak on this date in 1941. Ball players are so superstitious, I wonder if he used the same bat for 56 days? The same uniform? The same plug of tobacco?
The first nylon stockings went on sale today … And from that day forward, legs have looked a lot better and men have looked a lot longer.
What's Happening .......
Got a to do list for the weekend – rake, y’know we have to mow the lawn, and get in a round of golf, got to have the first BBQ – and oh yea – paint a house this weekend.
CJVR news is watching the gas prices very carefully … and … ooops .. too late.
Did you know that 20,000 Canadians identify their religion as “Jedi – Guardians of Peace and Justice from Star Wars – I don’t think they go to church they just rent Star Wars movies.
This weekend the World Hockey Championships wrap up – or you call it – the leaf’s fans consolation prize.
Jay Leno last night – the only thing good about the Cannes film festival is topless beaches and Cameron Diaz.
Cannes film festival big disappointment Number 3 for Don Faulkner in Tisdale – no Jerry Lewis movies …
Humboldt Broncos have their big due Friday night – have a good time and drive carefully. We're proud of you guys !!
Good morning to Ryan Kadrowski the editor of the Tisdale Recorder … Great newspaper - always a great read
Mary Sawatsky of Tisdale has donated a quilt for a raffle for Relay for Life – Terrific stuff Mary and that quilt has been on display at many cancer functions. 45 teams so far and lots of time to register your team.
CJVR news is watching the gas prices very carefully … and … ooops .. too late.
Did you know that 20,000 Canadians identify their religion as “Jedi – Guardians of Peace and Justice from Star Wars – I don’t think they go to church they just rent Star Wars movies.
This weekend the World Hockey Championships wrap up – or you call it – the leaf’s fans consolation prize.
Jay Leno last night – the only thing good about the Cannes film festival is topless beaches and Cameron Diaz.
Cannes film festival big disappointment Number 3 for Don Faulkner in Tisdale – no Jerry Lewis movies …
Humboldt Broncos have their big due Friday night – have a good time and drive carefully. We're proud of you guys !!
Good morning to Ryan Kadrowski the editor of the Tisdale Recorder … Great newspaper - always a great read
Mary Sawatsky of Tisdale has donated a quilt for a raffle for Relay for Life – Terrific stuff Mary and that quilt has been on display at many cancer functions. 45 teams so far and lots of time to register your team.
Wal mart reports a profit of 3.02 Billion dollars … no wonder all those yellow faces in Walmart are smiling all the time.
Police say a 7-year-old South Florida boy, who plays Grand Theft Auto on his XBOX … faces grand theft auto charges after taking his grandmother's Dodge Durango for a joyride. The eight minute trek left a swath of damage in his neighborhood Friday. The boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts. Luckily he was unhurt. Police said he literally drove until a wheel fell off. The right front wheel, to be exact, which broke off after the boy hit a sign.
-- Bill -- talk to you at 530 am
